Chrysler-Fiat--how about a new model--the Berlusconi

(From Yesterday’s NYTimes, ROME — Yet again, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s wife has written a public letter rebuking her 72-year-old husband for consorting with young and chesty women who are not her. Among them is a business associate’s daughter who has posed in underwear revealing most of her bottom and whose 18th birthday party Mr. Berlusconi recently attended in Naples.)

Chrysler-Fiat--how about a new model-- the Berlusconi-- guaranteed to pick up youngish, good-looking women. Could be a killer product! Let the good times roll.