New from the old Bronx

A friend sent me news of the old neighborhood:

Bernie N. was taking out the garbage at his father's slum-lord house when the kindergarten pictures were being taken.

Pookie Beck now owns a candy store in the middle of Broadway

Freddie the cop's gun went off when he tripped over Muck when he fell off his 3 wheeler and a bullet hit Nora bad breath and chipped her tooth.

Sam Senzar was seen just last week still standing on the corner, or on the coroner.

Off the shoulder is now walking Lenny the Dog Walker.

Raymond Berr's mother is still looking for a nice girl for her son.

Donniel Zing has never been found. Still lost in the basement in the coops as it's believed that we are still playing cops and robbers.